standard Chemtrails, Australia and The Panicky Lady

Chemtrails, Australia and The Panicky Aussie Lady

Aside from chemtrails o phobia you’d think this lady was having a heart attack and being actively chased down by an ax murderer after seeing this on your Facebook wall;

THIS EXPLAINS WHY WE HAVE BEEN CHEMTRAILED MERCILESSLY ONLY FEW WEEKS AFTER THIS VIDEO WAS RELEASED! AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WAS GIVING OUR, TAXPAYERS $$ TO MURDOCH TO START KILLING US AND OUR ENVIRONMENT IN EARNEST! WE NEED TO STOP IT! WRITE TO ALL RELEVANT AUTHORITIES, TO MEDIA, TO EVERYONE! KEEP SPREADING THE WORD 24/7! THIS IS AN UNHEARD OF CRIME AGAINST ALL AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE!

When I see text in all caps it frightens me with scary thoughts of the (usual) lunatic behind it. When this happens to me I first have to relax, think about how they should be shot for using caps in the first place, then actually decide if I want to lend audience to the whatever it is.

That message was posted on my Facebook wall. “Notify all relevant authorites” like who, the police? Who the hell does she think I am, I am just some dude with a blog. What is an “authorites” anyway? If she wanted to me to notify an authorites well here I am, writing like a blog author!

As a super blogger with super powers, I have a job to do! Woot! Dun Dun Da Dah!

Chemtrails Australia

Courtesy of Dees Illustrations

And that job is to post the lady’s message to the blog.

She is no longer screaming alone in a dense forest, I am screaming with her…in a dense…forest. Oh she added a video attachment too but the video was uploaded in November so this is hardly urgent enough to justify the reckless use of caps. Maybe she is just some activist or something. Its all good. No love lost. I can handle the caps babe, just calm down a little. Powder your nose.

Chemtrails & Activism

I am not one of these “chemtrails activist people” because I know if “they” wanna spray dangerous chemicals over the skies “they” will, and if “they” do it there is nothing you can do about it, but bitch and moan.

 

 

They aren’t Chemtrails They are Making Rain

“They” said the chemtrails are rain making technology! There we go, case closed. Isn’t Australia a desert anyway?

The RAND corporation got a grant for this crap? Oh my God. The history behind that name Rand alone, as it relates to that corporation, is enough to make me feel just fine about this whole ordeal.

Nothing to see here. Move along. Before you move on I encourage you to look up and study, for about 15 minutes, the term “rainmaker”. Its just good stuff. Chemtrails, if peoples’ fears are true, interesting and spooky.

By VizFact
01/01/2012

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