The Ultimate Valentine’s Gift, One Special Bra
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. I know many men struggle when it comes to finding the right gift for their wife or girlfriend. Let’s make this simple. JEWELRY.
Yes, about 95% of the time, jewelry is the right gift. Even if your girl says she really isn’t into jewelry, the correct answer is still jewelry. End of discussion.
If you buy her an appliance, something for the home, or God forbid something like fitness equipment or a gym membership that makes her think that you think she’s fat, at the very least, you will be on the sofa for a few days. You may possibly wind up back at single.
Trust me on this. It isn’t about what your lady says. I’ve been there. I’ve said it. I thought I meant it. It turns out that anything unromantic is a bad Valentine’s gift (or gift for any other holiday).
I realize there are situations where jewelry might not be appropriate. Maybe your relationship is casual or it’s relatively new, and you think jewelry might make your friend think things are more serious than they are. For those situations, the answer just might be The Emergency Bra.
Behold, the Emergency Bra!
You’ve probably never heard of this incredible contraption. I hadn’t until today, but the emergency bra is a bra that can be converted into two gas masks! It also comes equipped with a radiation sensor. Woohoo!
Now THIS is the way to show her you love her!
They are available in sizes 32B-40D, and will only set you back $39.99 + $5.50 for shipping.
Romantic and possibly life-saving. It doesn’t get any better than that, so even if you are buying your wife/significant other jewelry, get her one of these too. It could end up saving both you and your sweetie’s life in an emergency.
Now I could throw in a few jokes here along the lines of how this could be a lifesaver should your wife be trying to lower her blood pressure, but I won’t. I’ll let you come up with your own creative uses for it. Feel free to post them in the Comments section below.
I’m a little confused by the information on the product’s About Page that says, “it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes” (bolding added by me). What?? I guess that’s true if you just happen to be carrying it around in your purse, but otherwise I’d love to see that demonstrated.
Please note that the site also states the following disclaimer, so only use your Emergency Bra if no specialized equipment is available:
The Emergency Bra is not a substitute for specialized protective respiratory devices, and should not be used when specialized equipment is required or available. It is intended to be used as a facemask while escaping from a dangerous environment during emergency situations only when no specialized protective devices are available.
Hmm….well even if it turns out not to be all that protective, it IS still fashionable. Isn’t this sexy?
I know you can picture you and your significant other skipping along the beach with a bra cup strapped to your face (yes they are hands-free even though it doesn’t show that here).
Can I just say I’m really mad that these do not come in my size. I considered complaining. Then I realized that a bra cup that size would cover someone’s entire face. I must confess that I checked.
If it covers your eyes, I guess it wouldn’t make an ideal gas mask, so the company will actually NOT be receiving any angry emails from me after all 🙂
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