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Biography: Melissa is originally from a small town in PA. She recently relocated to an area of the country where (some) liberties are still recognized and respected….Houston, TX.
Her educational background includes a BS in computer studies (yes, the BS after her name is very appropriate), and a master’s in sarcasm, in which she has achieved high honors.
More importantly, Melissa is a master manipulator in training. She’s already dangerously skilled at twisting peoples’ words to suit her means, but aspires towards true greatness in the art. She is currently being mentored by the best in order to unleash her full potential.
Melissa has a lot of opinions, many of which are controversial. If she writes something you dislike or disagree with, then she’s done her job well. Usually when the majority disagrees with her, in the end, it turns out she was right.
Offending people is one of her great talents. Melissa doesn’t do it to be spiteful (usually). The truth just hurts, and most people can’t deal with blatant honesty. Her purpose is to give you plenty of that, so let the hate emails roll!
Decorations: He has killed more people than all of the greatest people in history combined, while gaming online.
Biography: VizFact hails from Houston, TX. VizFact is a fine, fine, damn fine gentleman and a pillar of the community. VizFact was once observed giving gravity permission to persist. VizFact is greater than Chuck Norris. VizFact allows Chuck Norris to live.
VizFact’s political leanings dictate that Republicans are Democrats and many more political parties are needed.
VizFact believes that sex stinks very well and must be respected.
VizFact is a businessman, but more importantly, a man of high morals. If you are still reading this mini-biography then VizFact Dot Com has already guaranteed his championship of peace. Without you even noticing, and,… at no cost to you.
VizFact is “legally classified” as Black but spiritually classified as Godlike and formed in the image of his creator. VizFact will kick your sorry ass too, don’t forget about that. VizFact does not take ass whippings from anyone.
VizFact is wise, because he thinks.
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