Ten Types of People That Are Better Off as Raw Organic Matter
We all have people in our lives that’ll try to ram thumbtacks in your last nerve. Here is my list of the ones that make me crazy.
10. Those…in Store Cell Phone babblers that slow down life for everyone thus, they trail old women on walkers
It never fails. You’re in a hurry and trying to dash in and out of the store to grab something you need. Enter the person on the cell phone, walking slower than molasses in January, blocking the aisle so you can’t get past them.
Saying ‘excuse me’ does not work, because they have their phone glued to their ear. These are the people I want to run over with my cart while screaming obscenities about having a job & life and not having time to wait for them to drag their lazy ass out of the way.
I think stun guns should be legal in all 50 states just for this purpose. I bet they’d learn to get out of the way and move a little faster after just one run-in with one of those.
9. People who “THINK” they’re sexy
You know the ones I’m talking about. Anyone who’s ever done any online dating has run into them….the people who post to their profiles that they are ‘very fine’ or ‘very sexy’, and when you look at their photos, you’re scratching your head wondering WHO they are talking about.
Maybe these people don’t own a mirror. Maybe their mama told them that so often that they believe it despite having looked in a mirror. Or perhaps they believe in the power of suggestion, and hope you’ll believe them if they describe themselves as such.
Ladies and gentlemen, a word of advice. Looks are not everything. Trust me, I know because I’m one of those ugly ones, but I have everything else going for me so I don’t need to be sexy. I’ll write a post about that some other time.
In the meantime, let’s talk about you. When you’re filing out your dating profiles, always UNDERSTATE your looks. If you do that, people will usually be pleasantly surprised when they meet you in person. If you’re foolish enough to overstate your looks, you’re just making yourself look stupid and pretty much guaranteeing you won’t get a second date.
8. Lazy Women
I’m referring to the demographic of women who believe men and/or the government are supposed to financially support them and cater to their every whim, while they sit their lazy asses at home because they don’t feel like they should have to work.
Yes, I said it. If you haven’t worked a day in your life, you are NOT entitled to ANYTHING. Stop looking for a handout, and get a job! We are not working to keep a roof over YOUR head! You should be ashamed of yourselves.
7. Lazy Men
Any male human animal who is lying up on some woman’s sofa while she’s working, and expecting her to support him, is not a real man. He’s a low-life piece of garbage. Real men have pride. Real men work and support themselves. Real men don’t allow women to keep a roof over their head or food on their table because they have a sense of responsibility.
Now please understand, I am not referring to people who are temporarily out of work. I’m talking about those men that enjoy leeching off of women because they’re too lazy to lift a finger and earn a living. You are pathetic excuses for human beings.
6. Stupid People
This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I hate all kinds of stupid people. Today however, we will focus on that special variety that can’t spell or form proper sentences, but feel the need to argue about complex matters that they clearly know nothing about.
The worst part of it is that these people don’t give up. Apparently, they don’t care that the more they argue without presenting any factual material, the dumber they make themselves look.
If you are too stupid or lazy to do research about topics, do not waste your time trying to debate said topics. If you don’t heed that warning, don’t be surprised when those of us who have done our research have you curled up in the fetal position sobbing before it’s all said and done.
Sorry, but that comes with the territory. You will be annihilated if you challenge us but are unprepared. Maybe you should have thought about that ‘too cool for school’ thing a little more carefully before you decided you were.
It really steams me when I see Republicans and Democrats arguing when they are essentially supporting two different candidates who stand for the very same thing. They are so wrapped up in their party affiliation that they cannot see the forest for the trees.
If you want bigger government, more war, and more handouts, you are not different than that person you’re arguing with who is a die-hard Democrat (or Republican)! You are both Republicrats!
Wake up, pull your heads out of the sand, and vote for someone based upon their stance on the important issues! This country is doomed if people don’t start voting based upon integrity and character, instead of casting their vote based upon party affiliation.
Oh and as a side note before I move on, Ron Paul is the ONLY candidate who is not the same as the others. This ‘anyone but Obama’ thing is ridiculous, because all the other candidates ARE Obama with different names! If you don’t believe that, perhaps you should look into their records.
4. Aggressive Drivers
If you’re one of those fools that tears down the highway at 100 mph, weaving in and out of traffic without signaling while cutting people off, you a danger to everyone around you and deserve to be thrown in prison forever. Enough said.
Have these people not learned that, eventually, the truth always comes out?? Lying is stupid. All it proves is that you don’t have enough confidence in yourself and your decisions to be upfront with people.
Secure people don’t need to lie. They’ll tell you the truth, and then make sure you understand that if you don’t like what they have to say, you can kick rocks. Those are the folks that deserve respect.
Liars are weak. They are insecure, and nothing good can come of being deceptive.
2. Bad liars
One of the few things worse than a liar is a bad liar. Regular liars tend to get away with things for awhile before the truth surfaces. Bad liars are those that either get caught before the story is out of their mouths or that can’t keep their stories straight after the fact.
Here’s a quick test to determine which category you fall into. If you lie so often that you aren’t even sure when you’re telling the truth anymore, chances are you’re a bad liar. In addition, if your 3-year old corrects you on your corroborative evidence, it’s time for you to give up. You may as well be wearing a flashing neon sign that says you’re a liar, because you aren’t fooling anyone.
Now there are regular manipulators and there are master manipulators.
Regular manipulators are obvious about what they are doing. Master manipulation is a true art that I cannot knock, because those are the skilled people that can manipulate you without you even realizing it.
I’m focusing on the regular manipulators here, since I do have some sort of sick respect for those who have earned their reputation as masters.
If you are one of those people who breaks down and declares yourself the victim every time someone doesn’t do what you want them to do, your attempts at manipulation are pathetically obvious.
I know plenty of you. I will not mention names because you know who you are, but your game won’t work because you are BAD at it. You give those who are truly great at their manipulation a bad reputation.
Please quit before you make yourself look even more foolish. Find a new hobby, because you aren’t gifted enough to pull this one off!
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